Wow. I’m not even sure what to say about this book. I
vascillated between hating it and being extremely amused by it. I can’t say I
ever loved it.
I generally am very clear on how I feel about the characters
in a book. Sometimes I am disgruntled to find that I don’t like a character
that I think the author wants me to like. Except for Emerald, and perhaps
Patience and Ernest, and of course Smudge, I heartily disliked the characters
most of the time, but liked them on and off. But my suspicion is that this is
exactly what the author wants me to feel.
Though the social mores of the main characters were
disturbing (i.e. ignoring the train survivors in lieu of preparing for the
party), I could understand (if not forgive) because of my love of Downton
Abbey. The classes were the classes in post-Victoria n England, and these
characters could not be any different, even though they were actually quite
penniless.
I found the author’s writing style quite charming and
quirky. The plot was bizarre, but funny – almost like a play. In fact, I could
see making this into a play. The story of Smudge and the pony was hilarious. In
fact, the intermingling of everything that was happening as the night ensued
was really funny, and I could have actually whole-heartedly loved this book if
it hadn’t been for the whole ghost thing that seemed to come out of nowhere and
then be dismissed fairly off-handedly.
Charles was utterly despicable, but apparently quite
charming and charismatic. I was initially morally affronted during the parlor
game in which guests were to name something unique about one of the others, and
I began squirming when it seemed to turn mean. How could they do this, I
wondered. All of the sudden, a memory came crawling into my mind – something
not even my two sisters know about and will be horrified to read.
When I was in junior high school, I went to the birthday
party of one of my school friends, whose mother had a hair salon in their
basement. Not surprisingly, BOYS
crashed the party. Nothing good comes of an unsupervised gathering of junior
high girls and boys. At some point, the boys decided it would be hilarious to
write something on one of the girls’ foreheads using nail polish. Yours truly
was the one selected. Now, most assuredly, some little voice in my head told me
this was not a good idea; nevertheless, in an unending pursuit of popularity, I
agreed to it. I was blindfolded, and one of the boys proceeded to use nail
polish to write on my forehead. Upon removing the blindfold, I discovered the
boy had hilariously written F*** on my face. Now whether nail polish remover
was unavailable or we just didn’t think about it, the way we removed the polish
was by using a brillo pad to scrape off the top layer of my skin, leaving a
bright red mark across the top of my face.
The reason this memory came back is that it reminded me just
how easily human nature allows us to do something that is profoundly wrong just
to be accepted by others. That is what I saw happening during that parlor game.
The guests all knew it was wrong, and yet they kept playing and, in fact,
became quite mean. Interesting.
Once it was disclosed that Charles was a ghost, I realized
that the others were ghosts as well, so the ending didn’t really come as a
surprise.
I would definitely NOT recommend this book to others,
though, as I said, I found the author’s writing to be quite funny, and the
story to be really clever at times. Still, it says a lot that the best thing I
can say about this book is that it was blessedly short.